{"id":20633,"date":"2025-08-04T11:54:54","date_gmt":"2025-08-04T11:54:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.verdichtet.at\/?p=20633"},"modified":"2026-04-04T12:33:42","modified_gmt":"2026-04-04T12:33:42","slug":"osterhase","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verdichtet.at\/?p=20633","title":{"rendered":"Osterhase"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"pdfprnt-buttons pdfprnt-buttons-post pdfprnt-top-right\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.verdichtet.at\/index.php?rest_route=wpv2posts20633&print=pdf\" class=\"pdfprnt-button pdfprnt-button-pdf\" target=\"_blank\"><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/www.verdichtet.at\/index.php?rest_route=wpv2posts20633&print=print\" class=\"pdfprnt-button pdfprnt-button-print\" target=\"_blank\"><\/a><\/div>\r\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\r\n<p>Warum muss ich die Eier schleppen?<br \/>Bestellt doch eine Spedition<br \/>oder findet andere Deppen,<br \/>die schuften f\u00fcr einen Gotteslohn.<br \/><br \/>Ich w\u00fcrd ja liefern altbew\u00e4hrt,<br \/>wenn ihr Menschen das ganze Jahr<br \/>genauso freundlich zu uns w\u00e4rt<br \/>wie zur Osterzeit, ehrlich wahr.<br \/><br \/>Leider ist\u2019s Gegenteil der Fall:<br \/>F\u00fcr Hasen gibt es Abschussquoten.<br \/>Ab Oktober erklingt manch Knall<br \/>von waidm\u00e4nnlichen Idioten.<br \/><br \/>Also k\u00fcmmert euch selbst, Herrgott,<br \/>um eure buntbemalten Eier \u2013<br \/>ab sofort gibt\u2019s Oster-Boykott!<br \/>Ich streike! Sch\u00f6ne Feier!<\/p>\r\n<\/blockquote>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right\" style=\"text-align: right;\">Bernd Watzka<br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.verdichtet.at\/?cat=77\">Informationen zu Live-Terminen, Buchbestellungen und Videos<\/a><\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right\" style=\"text-align: right;\">www.verdichtet.at |\u00a0Kategorie: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.verdichtet.at\/?page_id=7515\">Von M\u00fccke zu Elefant<\/a> | Inventarnummer: 26008<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\r\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\r\n<\/blockquote>\r\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Warum muss ich die Eier schleppen?Bestellt doch eine Speditionoder findet andere Deppen,die schuften f\u00fcr einen Gotteslohn. Ich w\u00fcrd ja liefern altbew\u00e4hrt,wenn ihr Menschen das ganze Jahrgenauso freundlich zu uns w\u00e4rtwie zur Osterzeit, ehrlich wahr. Leider ist\u2019s Gegenteil der Fall:F\u00fcr Hasen gibt es Abschussquoten.Ab Oktober erklingt manch Knallvon waidm\u00e4nnlichen Idioten. Also k\u00fcmmert euch selbst, Herrgott,um eure [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[77],"tags":[141],"class_list":["post-20633","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-watzka-bernd","tag-von-muecke-zu-elefant"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verdichtet.at\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20633","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verdichtet.at\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verdichtet.at\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verdichtet.at\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verdichtet.at\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=20633"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.verdichtet.at\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20633\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21753,"href":"https:\/\/www.verdichtet.at\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20633\/revisions\/21753"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verdichtet.at\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=20633"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verdichtet.at\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=20633"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verdichtet.at\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=20633"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}