{"id":8798,"date":"2018-10-26T15:40:29","date_gmt":"2018-10-26T15:40:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verdichtet.at\/?p=8798"},"modified":"2018-10-26T15:44:56","modified_gmt":"2018-10-26T15:44:56","slug":"der-poetische-funke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.verdichtet.at\/?p=8798","title":{"rendered":"Der poetische Funke"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Bl\u00f6der Funke, wird\u2018s gelingen?
\nWirst du endlich \u00fcberspringen?
\nIch mein, von mir auf die da unten
\nDas ist doch eure Pflicht als Funken!\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Man sieht doch st\u00e4ndig dich bespringen
\nDie Publika bei Tanz und Singen
\nSelbst in der \u00fcbelsten Spelunke
\nFunkelst du, elender Funke<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Ja, und das tut richtig weh
\nDu sprangst sogar f\u00fcr Gabalier!
\nNur bei mir willst du dich weigern?
\nWohin denn soll ich mich noch steigern?<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Ich schlag die Verse hart auf hart
\nIch fleh dich an, ich lock dich zart
\nBem\u00fch mich redlich jeden Tag
\nAuch n\u00e4chtens muh ich meine Plag<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Bemih und m\u00e4h mich f\u00fcrchterlich
\nSturer Funke, r\u00fchre dich!
\nDoch du bleibst reserviert und kalt
\nSo brauch ich, Schurke, denn Gewalt<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Ich werde deine Tr\u00e4gheit reimen
\nMir ein Gedicht zusammenleimen
\nEin Gedicht, das Klage f\u00fchrt
\nDar\u00fcber, dass du unger\u00fchrt<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Das Feuer wahrer Lyrik schm\u00e4hst
\nDoch wenn wo wer den Bockssang bl\u00e4st
\nDich glitzernd \u00fcber H\u00e4uptern sprengst
\nDich an jedes Sternchen h\u00e4ngst<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Dich an jeden Hengst randr\u00e4ngst
\nWenn nur, gesteh\u2018s der Umsatz stimmt
\nWenn nur, du Schuft, die M\u00fcnze klingt
\nOh, Trauer, tiefgesunk\u2018ner Funke
\nDu springst nur noch f\u00fcr Frosch und Unke<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Ich klage, Winzling, dich gesetzlich
\nDie Strafe, Gauner, wird entsetzlich
\nDu wirst zum Schuldienst degradiert
\nUnd wenn, was ja sehr oft passiert<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Die sogenannte Einheit stockt
\nDas Kindsvolk rebelliert und bockt
\nFunke, wirst du zwangsgelockt
\nUnd hast, ohne dich zu weigern
\nDie Lernlust radikal zu steigern<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Und mit dir als Unt\u2018rrichtsmittel
\nSpart der Staat ein gutes Drittel<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Solch Dasein wird dich bald ersticken
\nKaum jemand wird dich mehr erblicken
\nErstirbst du dann vor deiner Zeit
\nHerrscht finsterste Gerechtigkeit<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Du zitterst, Funke? Du erblasst?
\nMir scheint, dich hat die Angst erfasst?
\nMir deucht, wir werden handelseins
\nUnd springst zum Lied, und sei\u2018s auch meins?<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Arg, du hast mich ausgelacht!
\nUm mich wird es dunkel, Nacht!
\nDass du tats\u00e4chlich sitzt und harrst
\nDamit du mich nur l\u00e4nger narrst!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Warte nur, ich kriege dich!
\nIch kriege und besiege dich!
\nIch jag dich mit Moskitonetzen!
\nIch werd dich mit Magneten hetzen! <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Ich stell dir Fallen noch und n\u00f6cher
\nUnd schie\u00df an deiner Stelle L\u00f6cher
\nMit Leuchtpistolen in den Bauch
\nDes Saals \u2013
\nFunkelt auch!
\n<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Bernd Remsing
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Bl\u00f6der Funke, wird\u2018s gelingen? Wirst du endlich \u00fcberspringen? Ich mein, von mir auf die da unten Das ist doch eure Pflicht als Funken!\u00a0 Man sieht doch st\u00e4ndig dich bespringen Die Publika bei Tanz und Singen Selbst in der \u00fcbelsten Spelunke Funkelst du, elender Funke Ja, und das tut richtig weh Du sprangst sogar f\u00fcr Gabalier! […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[100],"tags":[123],"class_list":["post-8798","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-remsing-bernd","tag-perfidee"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.verdichtet.at\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8798","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.verdichtet.at\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.verdichtet.at\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.verdichtet.at\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.verdichtet.at\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8798"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/www.verdichtet.at\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8798\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8808,"href":"http:\/\/www.verdichtet.at\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8798\/revisions\/8808"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.verdichtet.at\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8798"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.verdichtet.at\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8798"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.verdichtet.at\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8798"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}