{"id":15413,"date":"2023-02-05T09:26:19","date_gmt":"2023-02-05T09:26:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verdichtet.at\/?p=15413"},"modified":"2026-01-02T08:12:34","modified_gmt":"2026-01-02T08:12:34","slug":"der-schlagfertige-esel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.verdichtet.at\/?p=15413","title":{"rendered":"Der schlagfertige Esel"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"pdfprnt-buttons pdfprnt-buttons-post pdfprnt-top-right\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verdichtet.at\/index.php?rest_route=wpv2posts15413&print=pdf\" class=\"pdfprnt-button pdfprnt-button-pdf\" target=\"_blank\"><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verdichtet.at\/index.php?rest_route=wpv2posts15413&print=print\" class=\"pdfprnt-button pdfprnt-button-print\" target=\"_blank\"><\/a><\/div><blockquote><p>\u201eDu bist so dumm, so furchtbar dumm\u201c,<br \/>\nsagt das Rind zum st\u00f6rrischen Esel.<br \/>\n\u201eAlles l\u00e4sst du mit dir machen!\u201c<\/p>\n<p>\u201eSo schlimm kann\u2019s nicht sein\u201c, sagt der Esel,<br \/>\n\u201eoder hast du bl\u00f6des Rind jemals<br \/>\nvon einem Eselsbraten geh\u00f6rt?\u201c<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\">Bernd Watzka<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verdichtet.at\/?cat=77\">Informationen zu Live-Terminen, Buchbestellungen und Videos<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\">www.verdichtet.at |\u00a0Kategorie: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.verdichtet.at\/?page_id=7515\">Von M\u00fccke zu Elefant<\/a> | Inventarnummer: 23059<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201eDu bist so dumm, so furchtbar dumm\u201c, sagt das Rind zum st\u00f6rrischen Esel. \u201eAlles l\u00e4sst du mit dir machen!\u201c \u201eSo schlimm kann\u2019s nicht sein\u201c, sagt der Esel, \u201eoder hast du bl\u00f6des Rind jemals von einem Eselsbraten geh\u00f6rt?\u201c Bernd Watzka Informationen zu Live-Terminen, Buchbestellungen und Videos www.verdichtet.at |\u00a0Kategorie: Von M\u00fccke zu Elefant | Inventarnummer: 23059<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[77],"tags":[141],"class_list":["post-15413","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-watzka-bernd","tag-von-muecke-zu-elefant"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.verdichtet.at\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15413","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.verdichtet.at\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.verdichtet.at\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.verdichtet.at\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.verdichtet.at\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15413"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.verdichtet.at\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15413\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21734,"href":"http:\/\/www.verdichtet.at\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15413\/revisions\/21734"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.verdichtet.at\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15413"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.verdichtet.at\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15413"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.verdichtet.at\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15413"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}