{"id":14330,"date":"2022-07-23T04:17:33","date_gmt":"2022-07-23T04:17:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verdichtet.at\/?p=14330"},"modified":"2022-10-01T14:45:55","modified_gmt":"2022-10-01T14:45:55","slug":"wie-kim-kardashian","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.verdichtet.at\/?p=14330","title":{"rendered":"Wie Kim Kardashian"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"pdfprnt-buttons pdfprnt-buttons-post pdfprnt-top-right\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verdichtet.at\/index.php?rest_route=wpv2posts14330&print=pdf\" class=\"pdfprnt-button pdfprnt-button-pdf\" target=\"_blank\"><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verdichtet.at\/index.php?rest_route=wpv2posts14330&print=print\" class=\"pdfprnt-button pdfprnt-button-print\" target=\"_blank\"><\/a><\/div><blockquote><p>\u201eWas willst du?<br \/>\nDen Mond, die Erde, die Milchstra\u00dfe, das Universum?<br \/>\nIch gebe dir, was du willst.<br \/>\nWillst du Reicht\u00fcmer, Ber\u00fchmtheit, Gesundheit?<br \/>\nWas willst du dann?<br \/>\nWie bitte, einen Arsch wie Kim Kardashian?<br \/>\nDas kann nicht sein, niemals, nein!<br \/>\nOder doch?<br \/>\nZwickt mich, und ich glaub an Gott.\u201c<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<div id=\"attachment_14329\" style=\"width: 529px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verdichtet.at\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/Kleidung-f\u00fcr-die-Frau-ohne-Kopf-im-Somalishop.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-14329\" class=\"size-full wp-image-14329\" src=\"http:\/\/www.verdichtet.at\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/Kleidung-f\u00fcr-die-Frau-ohne-Kopf-im-Somalishop.jpg\" alt=\"Kleidung f\u00fcr die Frau ohne Kopf im Somalishop\" width=\"519\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.verdichtet.at\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/Kleidung-f\u00fcr-die-Frau-ohne-Kopf-im-Somalishop.jpg 519w, http:\/\/www.verdichtet.at\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/Kleidung-f\u00fcr-die-Frau-ohne-Kopf-im-Somalishop-300x231.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 519px) 100vw, 519px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-14329\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Kleidung f\u00fcr die Frau ohne Kopf im Somalishop<\/p><\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\">Johannes Tosin<br \/>\n(Text und Bild)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\">www.verdichtet.at | Kategorie: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.verdichtet.at\/?page_id=426\">schr\u00e4g &amp; abgedreht<\/a> | Inventarnummer: 22075<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201eWas willst du? Den Mond, die Erde, die Milchstra\u00dfe, das Universum? Ich gebe dir, was du willst. Willst du Reicht\u00fcmer, Ber\u00fchmtheit, Gesundheit? Was willst du dann? Wie bitte, einen Arsch wie Kim Kardashian? Das kann nicht sein, niemals, nein! Oder doch? Zwickt mich, und ich glaub an Gott.\u201c Johannes Tosin (Text und Bild) www.verdichtet.at | [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[117],"tags":[23],"class_list":["post-14330","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tosin-johannes","tag-schraeg-abgedreht"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.verdichtet.at\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14330","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.verdichtet.at\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.verdichtet.at\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.verdichtet.at\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.verdichtet.at\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14330"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.verdichtet.at\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14330\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14334,"href":"http:\/\/www.verdichtet.at\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14330\/revisions\/14334"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.verdichtet.at\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14330"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.verdichtet.at\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14330"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.verdichtet.at\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14330"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}